Rand Paul’s Flatizza Run Causes Near Riot
Never mind grandstanding in Iowa and New Hampshire.
People in This Town absolutely lose their s— when presumed presidential contenders — in this case, Sen. Rand Paul — step out for a bite to eat.

A simple visit by the Kentucky Republican to the home of the global leader in 11-inch sandwiches resulted in a barrage of emails bearing surreptitiously snapped photos and links to bizarro tweets that flooded the HOH inbox as if the second coming were upon us.
I’m eating at a Subway with @senrandpaul. Should I ask for a selfie? Give him a tour @American_Bridge
— Brad Woodhouse (@woodhouseb) April 30, 2014
To recap:
He came.

He sawed.

He conquered.

Watch your back, Jared Fogle. Because D.C. appears to have a new Subway celebrity in mind.