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Rand Paul’s Flatizza Run Causes Near Riot

Never mind grandstanding in Iowa and New Hampshire.  

People in This Town absolutely lose their s— when presumed presidential contenders — in this case, Sen. Rand Paul — step out for a bite to eat.  

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(Screenshot)

A simple visit by the Kentucky Republican to the home of the global leader in 11-inch sandwiches resulted in a barrage of emails bearing surreptitiously snapped photos and links to bizarro tweets that flooded the HOH inbox as if the second coming were upon us.  

 

   

To recap:  

   

He came.

(CQ Roll Call Photo Illustration)
(CQ Roll Call Photo Illustration)

   

He sawed.

(CQ Roll Call Photo Illustration)
(CQ Roll Call Photo Illustration)

   

He conquered.

(CQ Roll Call Photo Illustration)
(CQ Roll Call Photo Illustration)

Watch your back, Jared Fogle. Because D.C. appears to have a new Subway celebrity in mind.

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