Vote for Your Favorite DHS Funding Capitol Quip!

By Robert Matson

Posted February 18, 2015 at 2:15pm

Here are this week’s finalists:

They said don’t worry, everything’s cool.
What do you mean the wheels are gone? I thought I was just out of gas!
By the looks of things, this could happen to you too!
I may have to give you an I.O.U for that ticket.
Just click your heels together and say, ‘There’s no place like Homeland.’

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on Feb. 22 and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.

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