Parting the waters just isn’t the miracle it used to be, especially in an already bitterly divided Capitol. And all these years after President Obama declared there was no Red Sea, and there was no Blue Sea, but there was one United American Sea, we’re still waiting for the world historical figure who can walk on water across it.  

So, in anticipation of his contentious address to Congress on Tuesday, let’s let Prime Minister Netanyahu take us once more unto the breach.  It may not lead us to the promised land, but it does lead us to this week’s Capitol Quip.  

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