Gird Your Loins for Testy Fest 2015

Posted May 28, 2015 at 11:03am

Always fantasized about taking the proverbial bull by the balls? The Montana State Society wants to help turn that dream into a reality via the 11th Annual Testy Fest.  

(Courtesy Montana State Society)
(Courtesy Montana State Society)

The offalpalooza — scheduled to take place June 6 from 6 to 11 p.m. at the American Legion in Arlington, Va., (3445 N. Washington Blvd.) — promises the usual: all-you-can-eat gonads (One day, Taste of America , one day!), rivers of Canadian whisky and domestic suds, live music and the admiration of fellow Treasure Staters.  

Advance tickets start at $25; the price is projected to rise to $30 for on-site sales. Chef Frank McGraw has once again been tasked with transforming sad sacks into snack fare.  

Those who prefer to feast on more traditional sources of protein are invited to stuff their faces with whatever offerings food truckers Neat Meat DC and DC Ballers choose to dish out that day.