• And we thought Obamacare was radioactive!
• Wait a second….this is a weapons receipt!
• First, the shocking revelation of `Go Set a Watchman.’ Now this.
• They agreed to turn over control of their plutonium reserves if we keep J.K. Rowling from publishing another “Harry Potter” book.
• What’s this “Iran-Contra” file?

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog Saturday and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.  

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