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US Military Creates Pizza That Stays Edible for Three Years

Munchies (part of Vice) reports that “if you’re putting your life on the line to defend the most powerful military nation on Earth, then you should be entitled, whenever possible, to enjoy the same basic rights as those back home.”  

“One of those inalienable rights is eating pizza, and now, for the first time, troops on the ground will be able to rip open a pouch and enjoy the hot slice of freedom known officially as MRE #37. MRE is US military jargon for “Meal, Ready-to-Eat,” the prepackaged field rations that fuel troops in America’s various combat theaters.”

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