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It was a busy, chaotic week in Congress, punctuated by offensive language, disembodied voices and, at last, the return of the Washington baseball team.

All that, plus a bizarrely zoomed-in House camera, a decade-off birthday greeting and the introduction of the White House’s newest mantra: person, woman, man, camera, TV.

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