Using the comments section below, vote for your favorite caption until 5 p.m. Eastern Thursday.  

Here are this week’s finalists:

• If anything, we should have to wash our hands on the way IN here!
• I guess they call it dirty politics for a reason.
• If word of this leaks out, we’re through.
• I had my broker buy 10,000 shares of Purell stock this morning.
• I’m washing my hands of this one!

The cartoon with the winning caption will appear on this blog on Feb. 15 and in the following print edition of Roll Call. The contest winner will receive a signed color print of his or her Capitol Quip cartoon from the cartoonist, R.J. Matson.  

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